I have a tattoo ...

I HAVE A TATTOO, so I MUST be a delinquent.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart.

I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.

I'm a GIRL, so I MUST be over-dramatic.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth.

I KISSED OTHER FEMALES, so I MUST be a lesbian.

I'm HAVE BEEN IN AN OPEN RELATIONSHIP, so I MUST be easy.

I fell in love WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals.

I HANG OUT WITH STONERS, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm INTELLIGENT, so I MUST be weak.

I CARE ABOUT THE ENVIRONMENT, so I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.

I'm PAGAN, so I MUST worship Satan.

I LIKE TO READ A LOT, so I MUST be a loner.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

I DON'T WANT A BOYFRIEND, so I MUST be lesbian.

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.

 
(anonymous)